Friday, 13 March 2015

I Was Traumatised

Hi everyone!

So let's take a minute to accept the fact that I am an awful blogger, and need to organise a schedule or something so that I actually post things on a regular basis. The first step is admitting it. I'm sorry!

Anyway, I wanted to tell you a story. A couple of weeks ago I went through something quite traumatic. It shocked me to the core at the time, and I'm still getting over it now.

It was quite a tough time for me. Other people were involved, but as far as I'm aware, nobody got hurt. I don't think I should be writing about it...

A lot of you will hate me for re-surfacing the topic, but the bloody dress is white and gold!! 

Source: Google Images

OK, slight overreaction, but seriously - I hate this dress!

In all honesty, I thought half of the internet was playing a practical joke on me the night this image sent Twitter batshit crazy. I actually text my boyfriend at 2am asking his opinion - he had been asleep so had no clue what I was going on about and thought I'd been taking crack or something. I genuinely can not understand how anyone can see black or blue in this stupid picture of this stupid dress, and I think it will haunt me forever.

What if our whole lives have been a lie? What if the green I see is a different green everyone else is seeing?! What if I'm being punk'd??! I can't handle this! Back to my apology, let's move on...

I, Zwee V, solemnly promise to be a better blogger and write new posts more often than I have been recently. I am a slacker, and I should be ashamed. I swear to put more effort into my blog, and to post content frequently.

Zoë xx

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